WE’RE HERE TO BRING THE WORLD’S MOST UNREAL WATER TO THE THIRSTY MOUTHS OF EVERY AUSTRALIAN WOMAN, MAN, AND CHILD. LOCALLY SOURCED STILL, SPARKING, AND REAL FRUIT-INFUSED WATER THAT’S BEEN FILTERED THROUGH GAZILLION YEARS OLD MINERALS-RICH VOLCANIC ROCKS AND DELIVERED IN INFINITELY RECYCLABLE ALUMINIUM CANS & BOTTLES.NOT PLASTIC! BECAUSE PLASTIC IS SO WTF. COME JOIN OUR MISSION TO HELP MAKE AUSTRALIA THE WORLD’S FIRST PLASTIC BOTTLE FREE COUNTRY.BECAUSE HOW UNREAL WOULD THAT BE? PLANET HATERS NOT WELCOME. SORRY, NOT SORRY. SORRY.
